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>> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey!
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how you doing? that's what i'm talking about. how you doing, everybody? welcome! welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody! [ cheers ] it's gonna be a fun show tonight. we're gonna have fun tonight. and everybody in the gay community is still talking about yesterday's huge announcement. that's right. britney spears is going to be a judge on "x factor," you guys! [ cheers and applause ] yeah! did you guys see this? after president obama announced his support for gay marriage, his campaign raised $1 million in 90 minutes. which explains why, today, mitt romney actually supported gay marriage from noon to 1:30. [ laughter ] i got to get in this business. it's pretty cool. i saw that "america's got talent" is now accepting auditions on youtube, which is great news if your talent is owning a cat or getting hit in the testicles. [ laughter ] or both. yeah, or both. check this out. a new survey found that the best
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time to post something on facebook is on wednesdays between 1:00 p.m. and 4:00 p.m. well, the best time to post something on myspace is on wednesdays between 2004 and 2007. [ laughter ] we figured that out. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah, it's a little different. >> jimmy: this is weird. did you guys see the cover of "time" magazine? have you seen this? it's getting a lot of attention. "time" magazine for its new cover, which shows a woman breastfeeding her 3-year- old son. take a look at this. [ laughter ] the issue is expected to make millions of dollars. and that's just for the kid's therapist. [ light laughter ] hey, i heard jets quarterbacks mark sanchez and tim tebow went out to dinner this week. [ audience oohs ] it was a little awkward though. they were looking at the menu, and the waiter was like, "so, did you pick a starter?" [ laughter ]
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♪ i don't know what's going on. >> steve: your mom can laugh at that joke. kids, everybody. >> jimmy: everyone laughs. get this, you guys. i read about a group of prison inmates that have started a crocheting club. of course, it's weird when someone's, like, "who makes that, ann taylor?" you're like, "oh, no, charles manson. [ laughter ] you like it?" some tech news. there's a new iphone app where users can look at awkward family photos. of course, there's always that other place to see awkward family photos, the cover of "time" magazine. [ laughter and applause ] you're getting big. he's getting big. and finally, there's a man in florida who apparently finished a triathlon while juggling two balls the whole time. [ laughter ] as opposed to most guys -- don't beat me to it. come on. [ laughter ] let me tell the punchline!
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>> steve: come on! let him finish! >> jimmy: there's a man in florida who apparently -- thank you, quest. he finished a triathlon while juggling two walls the whole time, as opposed to most guys who finished the triathlon while chafing two balls the whole time. ♪ we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very good crowd. hey, guys. "thank you notes 2" comes out may 22nd! [ cheers and applause ] it is the sequel to the first one. i love you, too, sir. [ laughter ] here it is. may 22nd it comes out. this is amazing. the first 50,000 or so of these, guys, limited edition. there's a very special surprise. listen to this. ♪ [ laughter ] yeah.
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it plays the "thank you notes" theme song that james always plays on the piano. [ cheers and applause ] good news is, we don't need james anymore. [ laughter ] you know, so -- but it's fun. it's fun. you guys can have him. he's fun. he's really cool to be around. >> steve: loves baseball. >> jimmy: he does love baseball. [ laughter ] james, can you give me some "thank you note" writing music? i'll give you an example of what you can do at home, you guys. ♪ thank you, fall, for occasionally going by the name autumn, just like my cousin, meghan, who became a stripper. [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, people who clap for the pilot when the plane lands, for basically applauding the fact that you're not dead. [ laughter ] stuff like that, guys. you can have fun with this. [ cheers and applause ] "thank you notes 2" comes out may 22nd. it's available for preorder now at and it's worth the dough. [ cheers and applause ]
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we love you, james. we have a fun show tonight. one of our all-time favorites. he is hosting "saturday night live" this weekend. will ferrell is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] he's a great guy. he's a nice dude. from nbc's hit show, "the office," the lovely ellie kemper is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] we love ellie. and we've got some music from awolnation, you guys! [ cheers and applause ] very excited. hey, it's time for "late night hashtags." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hashtags hashtags hashtags hashtags hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: now, these are lists on twitter where we give you the topic and you send in the tweets. so, in honor of mother's day, i went on twitter and i started a hashtag called #thatsmymom. and i asked you guys at home to tweet out something funny or weird about your mom. i tweeted out my mom poured a bowl of raisin bran over my head because i was being fresh.
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[ light laughter ] i was being a little fresh. i had my friend -- i was in high school, and i had my friend -- it was a sleepover or something. i was being a wise guy at breakfast. dumped the whole bowl over my head. milk, everything. >> steve: 'cause you were fresh. >> jimmy: i was fresh. that's what she said. >> steve: don't be fresh. a fresh article. >> jimmy: and then, like, a month later said i was fresh again. i forgot what i was doing. and my mom goes "rb." [ laughter ] >> steve: for raisin bran. wanted you to remember. how long did it take to you to realize it meant raisin bran? >> jimmy: i didn't know what she was talking about, man. but, anyways, we got a lot of tweets in from you guys. in fact, in less than ten minutes, it was a worldwide trending topic, which is awesome. so thank you guys for your tweets. so, now, i thought i'd share some of my favorite #thatsmymom tweets from you guys. here we go. this is from @edwardcurrent. he says, "when one of us kids started crying, my mom would tell us that crying makes bees and hornets come and sting you."
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[ laughter ] bet that probably worked. i don't know. >> steve: don't you cry, edwardcurrent. [ laughter ] and his brother. >> jimmy: this is from at @ghicmachine. [ light laughter ] he says, "my mom gave me a carton of cigarettes on my first day of college and said it'd be a great way to meet people." [ laughter ] get out there and smoke. >> steve: was he going to prison? >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. college and prison. [ laughter ] this one's from @karinarosewhite. she says, "she calls the mac book a mcbook like it's on the dollar menu at mcdonald's." [ laughter ] >> steve: i just tagged a photo on my mcbook. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this one's from at @jillianiam. she says, "my mom sent me a text telling me my uncle had passed followed by lol because in her mind that meant lots of love." [ laughter and applause ]
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dead uncle -- lol. [ laughter ] what are you going to do? this one is from at @franeyman. she says, "if my mom doesn't like and comment on every move i make on facebook in under ten minutes, i get worried that she's been kidnapped." [ laughter ] is mom okay? she didn't comment on my profile picture. this one is from at @jelisea. she says, "my mom says she never hears her cell phone ring because it's on vibrator." [ laughter ] >> steve: jelisea. >> jimmy: this one's from at @ellieopal. she says, "my mom thought r2-d2's name was arturito." [ laughter ] >> steve: "gracias, senor." [ making r2-d2 sounds ] "donde esta, el bano?" [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: this last one's from @cateroot. she says, "my mom is in d.c., so she sent me this photo." look at the photo. [ laughter ] there you go. those are all of tonight's "late night hashtags." to check out more of our favorites, go to hashtags. stick around. we'll be right back with more "late night!" [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male announcer ] it sizzles, ready for anything.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ everybody's talkin' 'bout my tight pants about my tight pants i got my tight pants on ♪ ♪ everybody's lookin' at my tight pants i got my tight pants i got my tight pants on ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ ♪ i'm the only guy in town wearin' tight pants i got my tight pants i got my tight pants on ♪ ♪ i'm the guy wearing tight pants i got my tight pants i got my tight pants on ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ everyone in town loves my tight pants i got my tight pants i got my tight pants on ♪ ♪ people wouldn't lie about my tight pants i got my tight pants i got my tight pants on ♪ ♪ i can dance real low i can dance real high i can sleep real well ♪ ♪ know that i'm the only guy that's wearing tight pants and i'm the only one ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> hey. hey, slow down there, old friend. you say people are talking about
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your tight pants down at the local five and dime? well, i find that hard to believe 'cause i live in this town, and everyone i know is talking about my tight pants. >> jimmy: well, i talked to mayor grimble the other day. he declared my pants the tightest in the land. [ laughter ] >> now, you listen to me, you sick son of a bitch. [ laughter ] i don't know who you are or where you came from, but i'm the only one in this town that can wear tight pants. you got it? i will end you. [ laughter ] don't wake the snake. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you drinking my sake, kimosabe? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: rock and rolla, ayatollah. [ laughter ] i guess i'll find a new town. ♪ everybody's talkin' 'bout my tight pants i got my tight pants i got my tight pants on ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is one of the funniest guys in the universe and one of my favorite people of all time. this weekend, he is hosting "saturday night live"! please welcome back to our show, mr. will ferrell! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ slow clap ]
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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show, buddy. >> thank you. wait. let's just talk about those guys. they live in the town of grimble? no. mayor grimble. >> jimmy: mayor grimble. they live in a town. >> they live in a town. >> jimmy: and they're very proud of their tight pants. >> it must be a fairly big town that they didn't pass each other's company before, you know, if you think about it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they look similar to me. >> the fact they wouldn't know of each other -- >> jimmy: they've never heard of each other even. >> almost same haircut. almost the same -- >> jimmy: pretty much the same haircut and the same weird color combination. >> and yet they didn't know about each other prior to that moment, and it did not go well. it did not go well. [ laughter ] there was some friction. >> jimmy: there was a tiff. >> there was a tiff. >> jimmy: there was a tiff at
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the end, but they're very proud that their town recognizes their -- >> their eccentricities. >> jimmy: yeah, and their tight trousers. [ laughter ] >> but is it a community of people with tight pants in general and they happen to be two with the tightest pants? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know. i know that the one guy -- the second guy that came in, he said that the mayor declared his pants are tightest of the land. >> one thing they can agree on -- mayor grimble is doing a hell of a job. [ laughter ] he's doing a hell of a job. >> jimmy: he really is. >> he's a great mayor. >> jimmy: he's a great, great mayor. >> 11 consecutive terms. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: which is four more than normal. >> 'cause he changed the law. >> jimmy: he just changed the law. >> he's a little he's dirty. >> jimmy: a little dirty but he gets in there. gets in there and makes some declarations. he's just doing a hell of a job. >> mayor, you broke the law, but you're doing a good job. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: mayor grimble. will, thank you for coming back here.
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upstairs. "saturday night live." >> "saturday night live." >> jimmy: oh, my gosh, you're back. >> yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: are you musical guest as well? >> i am musical guest as well. >> jimmy: i heard usher was up there. >> no, he's background vocals. [ laughter ] it's pronounced "oo-sher." [ laughter ] there's two umlauts. there's umlauts. >> jimmy: umlauts. i don't know if it's "oo-sher." >> he's a great little german kid. >> jimmy: no, no. are you sure? >> oo-sher. >> jimmy: oo-sher. >> oo-sher. >> jimmy: oh, i was confusing him with a different singer. >> but he does some great background vocals. >> jimmy: that's what he's known for. >> that's what he's known for. >> jimmy: and are you going to do any recurring sketches that we like and we love? >> i'm going to do the lemon brothers. of course. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're going to do lemon brothers. >> cold open lemon brothers. i'm going to do fat harry. >> jimmy: fat harry. >> i'm going to do my over-the-top gay waiter.
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>> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] that's a classic. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that is a classic. a lot of people know your -- >> the big four. >> jimmy: the big four. the quad. >> the quad. >> jimmy: you're going to do the quad. everyone knows your famous sketches, your classic ones. which you're the funniest human being on earth. and i don't know you -- "the best of will ferrell" dvds. >> three of them. >> jimmy: three volumes. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] and you're funny in all of them. but what i always like to tell people is that the sketches where it wasn't funny, where it bombed. >> yes. >> jimmy: was some of the funniest things i've ever seen you do. >> those were -- some painful, but hilarious moments. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: 'cause i like to just -- >> do you remember gabe kaplan? do you remember that sketch? >> jimmy: wait, wait, wait. let me get this right. i'm trying to think if i can remember this. you were a man that worked in an office building. >> right. >> jimmy: who's a giant fan -- >> a giant fan of gabe kaplan. >> jimmy: from "welcome back cotter." >> who was the star of "welcome back kotter." and i procured my look to look exactly like gabe kaplan. >> jimmy: you had his moustache?
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>> huge afro, moustache. >> jimmy: did you have those things on your elbows? elbow patches. >> elbow patches on my corduroy jacket. and it was the day that gabe kaplan actually came by the office for some reason. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and no one told me he was there 'cause i was in the bathroom. [ laughter ] and no one went to get me, and i was livid. >> jimmy: it was john goodman and molly shannon. >> and it played to silence. it played such silence. [ laughter ] except at one point you hear, "heehee." [ laughter ] there was one really way high up in the rafters laugh. >> jimmy: you know, like, hehe. they kind of barely got it out. >> yeah, kind of barely got it. >> jimmy: do you remember that you did one -- it was a t.g.i. friday's waiter? >> oh. >> jimmy: i don't know what this sketch was. i remember it was bombing so hard that the whole cast came out to the floor and stood behind the camera and watched you eat it. [ laughter ] and you were going, like, "well, you have to try the blooming onions." [ laughter ] deathly silent.
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>> i don't remember that one. >> jimmy: yeah. you would go and commit. you were the best at committing. >> yeah. is that where the holy moly came from? >> jimmy: oh, yeah, maybe. >> the holy moly. where one of the writers said i could eat a holy moly on this. i would try to go as big as i possibly could. >> jimmy: you've got to give me the holy moly on this one. and you were giving the holy moly. >> it might have been that t.g.i. friday's one. >> jimmy: we got you -- you did the holy moly one. there was a character that didn't recur. it came on once on "weekend update." remember, you were a little kid who wouldn't get out of the pool? >> i don't remember that. >> jimmy: and tina kept going, "will, you get out of that pool. you've been in there too long." and you go, "no!" [ laughter ] you were splashing. you in a little kiddie pool. >> i don't remember that. but i remember doing jacob silj for the first time. my glasses fogged up. >> jimmy: will did jacob silj. this character -- >> it was a character that suffered from voice immodulation where i couldn't -- [ speaking monotonically ] this was a normal tone. this is the way i spoke. and i was not able to lower the tone of my voice. >> jimmy: or modulate it any way. either way, you couldn't go higher or lower.
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[ speaking monotonically ] >> this is a disease affected by half of 1%. it is a real disease. stop laughing at me. [ laughter ] and my glasses fogged up. >> jimmy: but you weren't laughing. i was laughing. but i was laughing. >> you were laughing. >> jimmy: but i was off camera. so i was being mean. you just started getting hot because i was laughing so hard that his glasses steamed up. [ laughter ] and it's on your dvd or something. or on an extra or something like that. now you're here. "snl" is going to be a super fun time. "casa de mi padre." >> right. >> jimmy: this movie you did. matt piedmont directed it. did andrew steele write this? no. >> andrew steele did. >> jimmy: it was one of the funniest movies where will spoke all in spanish. >> entirely in spanish. >> jimmy: i don't know how you would do that. but it was unbelievable. i want to say congratulations on that. >> thank you. thank you very much. >> jimmy: check that out if you can. ridiculous movie. it is so funny. it is ridiculous. and then other big things going down. look at this. you were a king for a day? [ laughter ] >> for one day i was king.
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and i think mayor grimble is right there. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's not in the photo? >> no, this is mardi gras. and i was the king of the bacchus parade. >> jimmy: oh. >> which -- yeah. >> jimmy: are you sure -- are you sure it's bacchus or backus? like jim backus. >> oh, jim backus. >> jimmy: jim backus from "gilligan's island." mr, howell. he throws the parade every year. >> i love it. is that jim backus? [ impersonating mr. howell ] lovie. that's actually an authentic new orleans accent. >> jimmy: it is not. it is not true. >> i want some crayfish. but wait. the bacchus -- i'm about to hurt someone. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what are you throwing? >> i'm throwing a tiny cowbell. [ laughter ] yeah. this was a blast. mardi gras was amazing. to be a part of this event. and they wanted me to extend an invite to you, mr. jimmy fallon. they want you to be the next king of bacchus for next holiday. [ cheers and applause ]
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and they were thinking, why not do a week of shows in new orleans -- have all the former kings of bacchus come on as guests? and then end it with the mardi gras parade. boom. [ cheers and applause ] right? >> jimmy: i will talk to them. >> and i will come and be a guest. >> jimmy: you will? >> assuming i'm available. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: more with will ferrell when we get back, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ the new taurus is going to blow people away... starting with the guys who built it. i haven't driven it yet. i'm going to try take it easy and warm up slowly. hi. do you get car sick or anything? no, is that a challenge? no, no. so with the 2013 taurus i can pretty much voice command anything. pretty much. you're going to be able to change your radio station, make a phone call. all that you can do with just the sound of your voice. all of it? all of it. never have to take your hands off the wheel. never have to take your hands off the wheel...
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're back with the great will ferrell. we were talking about new orleans, and you were there shooting this movie called "the campaign." comes out august 10th. >> yes. >> jimmy: and it's a movie called "the campaign." what is this film about? >> it is basically myself, zach galifianakis, and we are in a campaign. [ laughter ] and it's intense. >> jimmy: is it? yeah. >> no, it's basically -- we're two candidates in a small congressional district in north carolina. and it's our kind of insane take on what's going on in politics right now. >> jimmy: yeah. and two guys running against each other and trying to destroy
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each other -- >> with every dirty tactic. >> jimmy: you could possibly do. and how is zach galifianakis? we love that guy. >> yeah, you know, he was okay. [ laughter ] i mean, yeah. i don't really get him. he's kind of a weirdo. >> jimmy: all right, well, we can cut this out. >> i think he's got weight issues, frankly. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you don't need to do this. you don't have to do this here. you can make up a story or something. >> no, we had a great time and it was a lot of laughs. [ laughter ] we talk all the time. >> jimmy: yeah. >> zg. >> jimmy: he calls himself zg? zg. zach galifianakis. >> no, zach's the best. we wanted to work together for a long time. in fact, he guest wrote on "saturday night live" for two weeks once. no one told him what to do. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: was i there? >> before you came along. yeah. >> jimmy: it was before i was there, yeah. in fact, remember, we really helped him out here because you did some bit where he wanted a bill cosby? >> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah. zach had mentioned -- zach is such a -- you know, he was actually --
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one day we were eating lunch, and he's signing a piece of fan mail. and we were talking about it. and he talked about how he answers every piece of fan mail that he can because he once wrote to bill cosby as a kid and never heard back. [ audience aws ] so i immediately went on ebay and got a bill cosby headshot and signed it to zach. [ laughter ] "better late than never, the cos." >> jimmy: the cos. [ applause ] >> but, also, i gave him that, which he laughed, but then was a little bummed. but then, thanks to you guys, because you had the great bill cosby on your show, he signed a book to zach from bill. so we got the real signature from bill cosby. >> jimmy: yeah, he's awesome. he's a good man. >> so, thank you. >> jimmy: i'm glad you did that. now, tonight you brought us a special treat. >> the world premiere of the full trailer of "the campaign." >> jimmy: yeah.
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>> the full trailer. >> jimmy: this is the full trailer. world premiere right now. >> right now. >> jimmy: you're giving this -- [ cheers and applause ] >> we are handing this over right now. >> jimmy: have you seen this? >> i have seen it and i have enjoyed it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i am very excited about this. >> i fully endorse this trailer of "the campaign." >> jimmy: "the campaign." it comes out august 10th. quest, can we get a drum roll please? [ drum roll ] world premiere, the trailer to "the campaign." [ cymbal crash ] ♪ >> how's my hair? >> strong, so strong. >> my hair could lift a car off a baby if it had to. >> absolutely. >> what i like to hear. ♪ >> education is our future. >> farmers are this nation's backbone. >> bankers. >> women. >> veterans. >> filipinos tilt 'o whirl operators are this nation's backbone! >> walmart. ♪ >> cam brady will win his fifth term in congress simply by signing the registration ballot. >> that's one of the perks of running unopposed.
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>> let's get this bad boy signed. >> don't know if they're specialty fish. >> hi. >> who is that guy? >> this has been my dream. >> running for office? >> you're challenging our four-term congressman. how do you expect to do that? >> say that again. >> now that i'm running for congress, we're going to be under a lot of scrutiny. anybody have anything they want to share with us? >> i said the lord's name in vain at school. >> that it? >> i went to the petting zoo and i let the goat lick my weiner. [ laughter ] >> that little guy is a weirdo. i'm going to smoke that clown. >> we've got work to do, right? >> how you doing? >> hate to break it to you, friend, but your balloon's getting ready to pop. and that balloon's full of your own -- >> are you trying to trash talk me? >> your mama's like a vacuum cleaner. she sucks, she blows and gets laid in the closet. [ laughter ] >> washington, d.c. is a mess.
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>> how do you say "it's a mess" in hebrew? >> [ speaking hebrew ] >> donkey kong? >> you want a holy war, little man? [ laughter ] >> let me hear, i'm cam brady and i'm proud. shove a throwing star up a chinese monkey. ♪ >> i refuse to lose, and i will win! >> this dog has a lot of fight in him. >> what do you got there? is that a crossbow? >> ah! black hawk down! >> gentlemen, we've got some babies to kiss. >> that's my baby to kiss. >> stop it! ♪ >> you just punched a baby. >> he didn't want to ask him how my hand feels after punching that iron-like jaw of that baby? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. >> that's what we're talking about. >> jimmy: we approve. well, thank you, my friend.
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>> jimmy: our next guest starred in such hits at "bridesmaids" and "21 jump street." you can catch her every thursday night at 9:00 pm on nbc's "the office." please welcome ellie kemper! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> hi! >> jimmy: you look gorgeous. >> thank you very much. you look very handsome. >> jimmy: thank you so much. you smell nice. >> oh, thank you. oh, that's a new perfume. i won't drop the name because i'm not a spokeswoman for it. >> jimmy: you can drop the name. it doesn't matter. >> oh, it's chloe. >> jimmy: ooh. >> hello. >> jimmy: i wear that, too. yeah, all the time. are you a new yorker? >> yes, yes. not native new yorker, but lived here for seven years. i love coming back here. it's, like, the best city. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah, we love new york. you come here often? i know you are out in l.a. doing "the office." >> yes, yes. i'm in l.a. doing "the office." i'm getting married in new york,
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though, so i've been doing some wedding planning back here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. congratulations. very, very exciting. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: now, you being in "bridesmaids," does that make it easier or harder? >> i don't think i truly understood "bridesmaids" until being the bride. no, i did. but it's, like, very stressful. i'm not enjoying it. i'm enjoying the idea of getting married, but the idea of planning this production has not been as much fun. >> jimmy: it's too much. >> it's too much. >> jimmy: you know, somebody is going to complain about it, too. there is going to be some weird cousin or something. "i don't like this. you call this steak?" [ light laughter ] and you go, what is this guy's problem? i spent hours and hours and days and months. >> exactly, we are not doing steak. it will be just, like, rice. no, i'm kidding. i want people to come. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: just bland. >> yeah, it's just bland. it's a bland option. >> jimmy: just rice alone. now, we were talking backstage because will was walking around. i don't know if it was will, but there was a man walking around with tight pants on. [ laughter ] he reminded you of will ferrell.
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and you met will. >> i did. >> jimmy: he did "the office"? >> he guest starred on "the office" as d'angelo vickers. he was a regional manager after michael scott left. and he was so funny. >> jimmy: he's one of the funniest guys. >> well, of course, yes. and you are, too. anyway -- well -- >> jimmy: you smell very nice. >> thank you very much. [ laughter ] so he -- i'm obviously a huge fan of his, and mindy kaling my co-star on "the office." >> jimmy: i love mindy kaling. >> she's the best. [ cheers and applause ] she and i wanted to get a picture with will ferrell, but we didn't want to, like, embarrass ourselves by actually asking him to pose with us. so we did something, like, arguably more obnoxious, which is to take a picture when he wasn't looking of me with him so that we could show our, you know, parents. [ light laughter ] and i took one. will ferrell did not know about it. he may be finding out now. and might be a little angry. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's an awful picture. that is the picture you have
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with will ferrell? [ laughter ] >> yeah, it's great. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. in st. louis, it's up on our mantle. [ laughter ] oh, that was ellie with will ferrell. >> jimmy: he's the nicest guy. you can always ask him for a picture. >> it doesn't make any sense -- i know. he couldn't be nicer. he was real mean after he found out about that. >> jimmy: yeah, very mean guy. now "the office" just wrapped its eighth season. when did you come into "the office?" >> i came at the end of season five. >> jimmy: season five. >> yes, the end of season five. >> jimmy: how did you get that job? >> i went into meet with the producers of "parks and recreation," another great nbc show. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: love those guys. amy poehler. >> i was just watching you guys on the show together. so funny. >> jimmy: she is a genius. >> i know. she is just amazing. but i didn't get the part. >> jimmy: which is not that amazing. thanks a lot, amy. so, you didn't get the part on "parks and rec." >> i didn't get the part. yeah, exactly. so, i went back to this part for -- erin came up on "the
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office." so, i'm actually very lucky that i didn't get kicked off because i had a strange encounter with ricky gervais. ricky gervais, of course, starting the original and an executive producer on the show. "the office" went to the emmys. it was obviously my first emmys. and i saw ricky gervais talking to b.j. novak, who is also on the show. so i went up and was excited and i said, "hi, i'm new on the show." and he sort of looked at me like, that's nice. i can't do a british accent. he was like, okay. and it was sort of weird. and i thought, well, someone isn't very happy about the casting. so it was a weird encounter, and then i just sort of left because i could tell something was strange. and later -- >> jimmy: what was it? >> well, i'll tell you. i saw b.j. i said, "what happened back there?" i, like, made a major error. and he said that ricky thought i said, "hi, i'm you on the show." like, i said "new." he thought i said "you." he thought i was, like, this crazy fan who, like -- >> jimmy: "i'm you, man.
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i'm in your dreams, man." [ laughter ] he's freaking out. >> i think he didn't know what to do with it. like, i think she's a fan. i appreciate that she watches the show, but she's not me on the show. >> jimmy: that's so awkward. oh, my gosh. i haven't seen him since, so i don't -- >> jimmy: well, he watches our program. so ricky, she's fine. she is not a stalker. she's the best. ellie kemper, we love you. very cute. [ cheers and applause ] very funny. you would love her. i want to show everybody a clip of you on "the office" that aired earlier tonight. here's ellie kemper in tonight's season finale of "the office." >> i just want you guys not to worry 'cause everything is going to be just fine. >> no, no, that isn't what we're talking about. i mean, what was that accent? and, last time i checked, you were drunk. now you're not drunk. >> no, unfortunately, it's true. he's been a nightmare. and the worst part is he's been taking it out on me. >> you hit her? >> no. no. that is not the deal.
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>> he's not hitting me, but he's been verbally abusing me. >> that is not true either. [ applause ] >> jimmy: ellie kemper. "the office" airs thursday, 9:00 pm right here on nbc. awolnation performs next. come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ female announcer ] with xfinity,
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we hope to see you back here tomorrow night. he is the host of "the colbert report," and now he has a new book out.
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stephen colbert will be here. [ cheers and applause ] we love him. he's a funny human being and he's got a cool book. from nbc's "america's got talent," a very cool guy. nick cannon will be dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] and we got music from big k.r.i.t. tomorrow is going to be good. [ cheers and applause ] but right now, get ready, guys. look at this record right here. look at this guy. double album. ooh-la-la. this is good stuff here. our next guests have enjoyed big success with their debut album, "megalithic symphony." tonight they're here to perform their platinum single, "sail." please welcome awolnation! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ sail ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ ♪ this is how i show my love i made it in my mind because ♪ ♪ i blame it on my a.d.d. baby ♪ ♪ this is how an angel dies i blame it on my own sick pride ♪ ♪ blame it on my a.d.d. baby ♪ ♪ and we sail ♪ ooh ooh ooh sail
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ooh ooh ooh sail ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh sail ooh ooh ooh sail ♪ ♪ maybe i should cry for help maybe i should kill myself ♪ ♪ blame it on my a.d.d. baby ♪ ♪ ooh ♪ maybe we're a different breed maybe we're not listening ♪ ♪ so blame it on my a.d.d. baby ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh sail ooh ooh ooh sail ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh sail ooh ooh ooh sail ♪
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♪ ♪ call out call out we call out ooh ♪ ♪ sail with me baby sail with me into the dark ♪ ♪ sail with me into sail with me into the dark ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ ♪ sail ♪ sail ♪ sail ♪ sail ♪ sail with me into the dark sail ♪ ♪ sail with me into the dark sail ♪ ♪ sail with me into the dark
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sail ♪ ♪ sail with me sail with me [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes! thank you! awolnation. check out their album, "megalithic symphony." that was nice. my thanks to will ferrell, ellie kemper, awolnation. [ cheers and applause ] and the greatest band in late night, the roots right there, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for carson daly. thank you for watching. have a great night. hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye! [ cheers and applause ] ♪


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